Rei: ATTENTION ALL. THANKS FOR COMING TO THE CULT OF THE CARD FIRSTMEETING fluffy. Our first activity is to discuss the success of The Cult CARD sparkling Clear Up All issues that may exist, SO if you have any problems, TELL ME NOW!
High: GOIN GOODS everything "on my part with the cards, but one day I got a paper cut so Great I had to go to the hospital and have my tonsils removed before my appendix My heart exploded and splattered on the wall like a dead baby's cradle of Satan.
Rei: That's good, but it seems there is a lack of international connections ... WHY Kai?
Kai: * mumbles *
Rei: KAI!
Kai: Right! UHM, it seems that overseas FOLKS not enough stamps to fill their ADDRESSED whole thingy stamped envelope. And frankly THEY want to run AROUND Lookin 'for bleeding STAMPS YANK when they open their NUDITY SODA Advertisements.
Rei: DAMN this nudity is distracting and human QUALITIES.
Max: I hate naked people with the softness of naked ladies with THOSE BOUNCY THINGS THAT ARE NOT fat fleshy ends of dead flesh ALL LIKE IT WAS AN EMBRYO SLAUGHTER ON A BATHROOM FLOOR WITH A SMILE Cookie Cutter tooth and FAT. Some Say SIDE EFFECTS OF DRUG IS .... AYIYIYIYIYI!
Kai: I'll say
Rei: we should ban ALL POPPERS pill of this cult.
Kai: BUT ARE NOT MOST PEOPLE ON DRUGS TODAY .... for no reason.
Rei: It's true ... WHATEVER ...... The final issue is our lack of outgoing mail. IT SEEMS REQUESTS FOR OUR CARDS CULT arrive faster than we can mail EM. LET U.S. CHECK IN ON the mailroom SHALL WE.
(They crowd around Tala, as on the computer)
Tala: lick your own envelopes, PSYCHO.
Rei: YOU ARE THE WEAKEST LINK! NO pay raise for YOU, Jackass!
Happy?
I Dun own Beyblade or sparkling.
Rei, Max, and Kai will hold a worship, and they have their first meeting. If you need to know what Max said, contact me.
