Print Out Get Well Cards

a. Which comes first the chicken or the egg?

b. If you choked a smurf what color would it turn?

C. Why older people called the elderly but young children do not cost called new people?

d. u can slam a revolving door?

e. If Winnie the Pooh was civilized to keep her in jars Hunnie why did he eat with his hands? Surely he had spoons

f. what happens if you get a paper cut card to heal?

g. Is there ever a day that mattresses arent available? even with the clothes in Aeropostale

h. if you only have one eye blinking or are you a wink?

i. Why shake printed on bottles of ketchup, but not ketchup packets?

j. Yankee doodle do city name hat with feathers or his pony Macaroni?

k. how come the Bible is one of the most stolen books, even if one of the commandments is thou shall not steal?

L. if someone has a nose ring and have to get out there to blow the nose they have to cover the holes so that snot does not jump around?

Mr. do calf muscles VHA cows?
Hav fun

a. Chicken, cuz that God created two of every animal
b. Well, white ppl turn blue, not blue it would turn white ppl?
C. Because of new sounds ppl, well, just weird
d. No, but you can run very fast
e. Because he does not think about it and everything taste better with your hands
f. The person who gave you the card is seceretly plotting to grant reductions enough paper to make you bleed to death! mwahahahaha! lol.
g. I have absolutely no idea! I have never bought a mattress, or shopped at Aeropostale. Though when everything is not fair Vainity 50% discount?
h. Depends on time you do it on purpose or not, on purpose-wink, not on purpose-blink
i. Because the packages are too small to tighten
j. Listen, or rather read "Yankee Doodle rolled into town, a county on his pony. He stuck a feather in his hat and called macoroni" he drew macoroni feathers
k. Because if you steal a Bible, then obvisoly you havent read it yet.
L. Ok, thats really gross! but its tiny doubt about anything to get out
Mr. idk, most likely ...

Distacting thank you for my trouble! : ~)

Wow, I'd rather be bored then read these

K. Maybe they stole the Bible, but had never read. So they would not know it says thou shalt not steal.

a. Which comes first the chicken or the egg? chicken

b. If you choked a smurf what color would it turn? Blue

C. Why older people called the elderly but young children do not cost called new people? just weird, I do not know what to say

d. u can slam a revolving door? depends on how crazy you are

e. If Winnie the Pooh was civilized to keep her in jars Hunnie why did he eat with his hands? Surely he had spoons - or keep his pants!

f. what happens if you get a paper cut card to heal? - Ouch!

g. Is there ever a day that mattresses arent available? even with the clothes in Aeropostale - how often can have a store out of business sale!

h. if you only have one eye blinking or are you a wink? lol

i. why shake printed on bottles of ketchup, but not ketchup packets? cause you shake packets

j. Yankee doodle do city name hat with feathers or his pony Macaroni? - Hein

k. how come the Bible is one of the most stolen books, even if one of the commandments is thou shall not steal? - Really

L. if someone has a nose ring and have to get out there to blow the nose they have to cover the holes so that snot does not jump around? - Who is just disgusting!

Mr. do calf muscles VHA cows?
you

a. Chicken

b.white

C. Because that's how we do

d.no. .. unless there is something blocking it.

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