Funny Xmas Greetings

Hi guys, I D every year a huge problem .... is texting her friends / do you know funny Christmas greeting? I would love to hear;]

Funnee probly not, but what about
Yule ya'all
Greetings C'son
days of joy

I really do not know, but you can search on google, I think it would find a lot of greetings hope this helped